Touch Her & Die — Women's Tee
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Find your size
Lay a t-shirt that fits you perfectly on a flat surface. Measure it, enter the numbers, and we'll match it to the closest Proselyn size — the most accurate way to get it right.
- A — Width: lay the tee flat, measure straight across from one armpit seam to the other.
- B — Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- C — Sleeve: from the shoulder seam to the sleeve opening.
- Compare those to a shirt you already love, then use Match a tee I own for the closest fit.
Ürün bilgileri
There’s exactly one acceptable response to anyone who threatens the heroine. Touch Her & Die is for readers who live for the morally grey man with one weakness — her.
Why you’ll live in it
- 🇺🇸 Printed to order in the USA — made just for you, never warehoused
- 👕 Premium mid-weight cotton — buttery soft from the first wear, built to last
- 📏 True to size, relaxed women's fit — size up for an oversized look
- ✨ Crest printed to last — no cracking, no peeling, re-read after re-read
- 📚 Trope-first, never fandom — for the feral well-read
- 📦 Free U.S. shipping over $100 · Sizes S–3XL
Every tee is printed to order in the USA, so give us 2-5 business days to make it before it ships. At this time, returns, exchanges, and cancellations are not accepted. But we stand behind our quality: if your order arrives defective, damaged, or wrong, email us within 10 days and we'll replace or refund it free. Just include your order number and a photo at support@proselyn.com.
Made to survive your whole TBR pile. Turn it inside-out and machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach and no fabric softener (softener breaks down the print over time). Tumble dry low or hang to dry, and don't iron directly over the print.
Wear the book hangover.
Proselyn makes tees for the reader who reorganizes their week around a release date, has strong opinions about morally grey men, and mourns a series the second it ends. Trope-first, never fandom — just the reading culture we all live in.
F.A.Q.
Everything you need to know before you order.
How long until my tee ships?
Each tee is printed to order in 2–5 business days, then shipped with tracking. You'll know the moment it's on the way.
How do the sizes run?
True to size, with a relaxed unisex fit. Want it oversized? Size up. The full size chart is under the "Sizing guide" link above.
What's your return policy?
At this time, returns, exchanges, and cancellations are not accepted. Each piece is made to order, so we can't take change-of-mind returns. That said, we stand behind our quality: if your item arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, email us within 10 days and we'll replace or refund it.
Will the print last?
Yes. We use a durable print process built to survive wash after wash — no cracking, no fading.
Do you ship worldwide?
We do — we ship worldwide, with rates calculated at checkout by destination. Free shipping is available on U.S. orders over $100; international orders ship at a calculated rate and aren't eligible for free shipping.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Because each piece is made to order and goes into production quickly, we're unable to accept changes or cancellations once an order is placed. Please review your size, color, and shipping details before you check out.
